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im-in-way-too-many-fandoms: sass-master-kanaya: nyangrubbles: byrdsfly: edgebug: dave-vriska: davejohn-and-usuk: jackfrickinfrost: no-one-understands-the-ducks: deep-sea-mermaid: dead-prussia-jokes: sobasicallyspock: Neither do I. remember
yeah agreed and it NEVER applies to m/m shipsi just suddenly remembered SNK where Eren who is what 15? a literal underage CHILD was shipped with Levi who also has an unknown age but is hinted at/joked about being quite old and im just MMMHHMM ok then
okay no joke I thought of this when I was drawing Jean as a magical girlSuperhero AU where Jean is a rookie hero who gets his ass beat by some low ranked criminals, and random civilian Marco Bodt finds him unconscious in a dumpster on his way home from
miraculoustang: OK OK ILL DRAW ABOUT THE UPDATE GOD, HERE. I AM SO FUCKING SORRY THIS WASNT THE IMAGE I WANTED TO POST OH MY GOD THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PRIVATE INSIDE JOKE IM SO SORRY OH NO. IM SO SORRY ROSEMARY TAG FOR GUMMING UP YOUR OTP TAG
hotmeat89: once i get sexy im done with this funny shit no more jokes no more personality just sexy
Always be with you
lychgate: i-sucked-dick-on-accident: dirk-dirkleton: lychgate: here if you didnt like my last joke im sure this one will hit the funny bone nO OH MY GOD I REALLY WISH YOU GUYS WOULD STOP WITH THE NINA JOKES ALREADY I TAKE THIS ANIME WAY TOO FUCKING
ladyrigormortis: whipstickagoprabzz: wearypansy: im crying from laughing so hard i feel so bad for this man i think i might’ve turned him gay but i have no regrets oh m ygod omg Marry me. A-fucking-mazing! I dunno what’s worse. The black
lameborghini: lameborghini: my physics teacher loves april fools day i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs)
relahvant: when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it
sorryforpartybarackin: im no cactus expert, but i know a prick when i see one “I spy with my little eye…”
sublimesublemon: jerkidiot: one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying #dad jokes game on a whole other level
Im just a defective piece of shit thats of no worth to anyone except when used as part of a joke, and even then its a pretty crummy joke.
myheadinthecloudsnotcomingdown: mariestolt: jerkidiot: one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying New level of dad joke
hetahomestuckgirl: damnnlyssa: mericanfootball: This is a valuable lesson adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not im like crying now
jaynator1: ok i cant even joke around anymore im in deep shit rn, i need at least the minimum by June, im in such a fucking terrible place, no job is taking me, no matter how many applications i fill, i need help, i can also Edit youtube vids, and
thaidraws: listen im not gonna make the obvious joke im sure u all thought of it, bonus:
hotmeat89:once i get sexy im done with this funny shit no more jokes no more personality just sexy
yiffjpg: bae: will you go out with me me: if i date you ill have to stop making tfw no gf jokes and im not sure if im ready for that kind of commitment
petewanks: if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head
damncommunists: ocelhira: i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live most people when they make white people jokes
chainmane: coolator: imsogothimdead: poeticvibesandafros-deactivated: “but Nash Grier is a great who gave this waste of human space a vine account? wow im actually really upset that was unbelievably grotesque nah….. youre joking…. this
surfshoggoth: damncommunists: ocelhira: i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live most people when they make
veggietalesyaoi: if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking
sup-im-dean: theconsultingrenegade: bestquius: bestquius: There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play
twentydeepsteps: twentydeepsteps: I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg
reichenfeels: reichenfeels: “We’re your family, we’re allowed to make fun of you” “Come on, it’s just a joke” “toughen up and stop being a baby” “We’re just teasing” BULLYING IS BULLYING NO MATTER WHO IT COMES FROM. IT JUST
dirrtyflowerchild: all-about-living-up: adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not literally adventure time knows their shit
greetings: when u tell a joke and no one else laughs but u
its-a-joke-mkay: fidefortitude: crofefs: i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently
That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realise no one’s listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.
worldwar2chainz: This is no joke the worst image I have ever seen in my entire life
blue-eyed-hanji: sublimesublemon: jerkidiot: one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying #dad jokes game on a whole other
alrightevans:alrightevans:imagine if sirius got married and had a kid and they were arguing and the kid was like ‘are you serious?’ and he’d be so torn. what dad joke does he make?? ‘why yes i am sirius’ or ‘no im not serious, im dad’? which
sublimesublemon: jerkidiot: one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying #dad jokes game on a whole other level danduhmanblr
alrightevans: imagine if sirius got married and had a kid and they were arguing and the kid was like ‘are you serious?’ and he’d be so torn. what dad joke does he make?? ‘why yes i am sirius’ or ‘no im not serious, im dad’? which one? which
nagitos: unit-r34: nagitos: i taped a dorito to my 3ds whY DOSE THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES I DONT UNDERSTANDIS THERE A PUN OR AN INSIDE JOKE IM MISSING OUT ON OR SOMETHING NO IT’S LITERALLY JUST A DORITO TAPED TO MY 3DS THATS IT THERES NO JOKE HERE
sublimesublemon: jerkidiot: one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying #dad jokes game on a whole other level @sft425
internet-grab-my-tumblr replied to your post: no im serious like, idk have me say so… Can you say “the cats in my pants are on fire?” …Sorry, inside joke my high school Spanish teacher started. i tried to sound like i was in despair LOL
Im shocked no one has made archer jokes with malorie archer as ana amari.
When I tell a fandom joke and no one gets it...
I don’t think you understand how much I wanna cosplay Yang.like I think i got the body and height for it, ive been working out since i was a kid during sports so im in shape with all that bara jazz and im 6'0’’ AND IM 17 SO LIKE??? all
Send this to your Bae with no context B)
simshitposting: DID YOU THINK I WAS FUCKING JOKING ABOUT THE PROM BEING TOMORROW FOR COMEDIC EFFECT?? WELL I FUCKING WASN’T and oh no this got depressing fast
people are making monty python refs on that one post but did anyone catch my wonder women movie ref???? no
